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Something that you haven't revealed to real life friends but don't mind telling to internet strangers.
through the eyes of a girl.
When I'm really badly hungover I start talking to myself and refering to myself in the third person. I'll lie on the couch moaning "Poor Craig" and then after getting sick look in the mirror and be like "It's alright Craig, get it together. You're fine. You're ok Craig. Everything's gonna be alright". It's really comforting... and pathetic.
I love that. Are you related to Gollum?
I think you've misunderstood the phrase 'puking your ring up' Although I DO live under a bridge... We're actually distant cousins but he's not welcome at any family gatherings, and he knows why!
mostly when I'm really angry, really depressed or generally just experiancing a really negative emotion.
you're name isn't craig
she'll say "and she ran over to her crayons and she took all the pink ones out and she drew a princess and she ran over to her daddy and asked him to put White Stripes on again but usual white stripes and not the doorbell one, the one with Meg singing about the coal coal night and then she danced to the music and laughed and laughed".
She's 3 and it works for her.
3 year old's can get away with this kind of malarky and seem cute. And I bet she's not hung over!
although we've just met, my pants are soaking wet.
i wanna get close to you
Everyone else is doing jokey replies.
you're fine. you're ok, Craig. everything's gonna be alright
(i'm not wearing any panties)
I'll start narrating the game in the style of a TV historian.
despite there already being text commentary :(
none of my friends must ever know this.
that's sick. get out!
it was one of my friends who told me about dis, so one of my friends probably know i have 6000 posts on dis.
CAPS MEANS I'M REALLY OFFENDED AND STUFF. I HAVE NO IDEA WHERE THIS POST IS GOING.
what REALLY happened between klaire and emmi at ATP...filth!
Shall I start sexy-time thread instead? I'm very bored.
I hate you. You're a bad influence.
used to play cricket matches between fake teams using a simple stastical scorecard generator I'd made up myself.
But this is in the public domain as it's in one of my poems... not that I've told any of my friends who don't know, though.
when I was about 8 I gradually made up an entire continent and invented football and cricket matches between different teams therein. Scorecards and everything. I stopped doing this at about 12 or 13.