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who make you laugh. Pretty cute, eh girls?
I knew it!
(i really want one..)
they are the rarest of all rare breeds
Who would have thought cute boys were cute?
NO MAN EVER WILL
or is there a point/question here?
But I assume you replied wrong.
and define 'boy'.
you just totally lost about a million cute and funny points.
i thought i might!
before it became veal. to be fair.
the best jokes, i find, need a detailed explanation.
you're lucky you're cute pickering.
that you live a safe distance away
can I have a cup of tea please?
Well, the _____ part.
(Make your own joke)
you mean indie kids with floppy hair who wear cool clothes and listen to cool bands, right?
You make people groan.
not really. but a cardigan in a must.
i'm not so sure. there are other cardigan wearing men that i find much cuter.
and he's like about 10 years younger than me. haha. seriously.
there's some funny responses here, but if i type haha or something similar after any of them, then said boy will think i think he's cute! gahh!
It's almost the worst thing ever. What's even worse is when girls feel the need to say "Oh but I like cute guys too!", as if you are that pitiable that they have to cheer you up whilst letting you no that there WILL NEVER BE ANY CHANCE EVER.
I don't think I've ever been described as cute and felt it a good thing.
it's OK, but sometimes i cut my hair off and then i become something else, or something.
what i prefer is hot girls who think i'm cute and funny. they are ace.
then cute ones. personally.
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that make Alex from The Apprentice think he's the greatest fucking thing ever!
or, you know, a twat
is a toss pot pretty boy. not a scruffy looking bad boy.
Well I fail then, clearly.
who makes women laugh at least thats what my Mum said
i'm 29 in August so i really shouldn't refer to myself as a boy anymore
you could see them do a good job of starting a family, owning a house and having some kind of career direction. Plus chest hair and stubble.
i've reached a point in my life where i hesitate to refer to the opposite gender in the instance that it sounds a tad paedophilic.
and if i meant it in a literal sense, that would be very wrong. seeing as i am 27 in 2 weeks time.
Just putting it out there.
but not ugly.
LoL good joke on my part! I'm hilarious!
(seriously girls, pm me)
Sounds like PMS if you say it very fast.
I've got the whole package, minus about 5 inches.
IN HEIGHT, YOU SICK BASTARDS. I WOULDN'T WANT TO GO OUT WITH YOU ANYWAY. IT'S MY BALL AND I'M TAKING IT HOME.
he's just completing the circle of life.
I enjoy storys about monkeys and ducks.
but i'm not cute, more monstrous. Pick me?
As in laugh with, not at.
You have to break down their morale by laughing at them continuously.
We would have been kicked out the club and possible he would have been arrested.
for a night in the cells than where I did sleep!
"Come round to my house' at 4am is not a tea offer.
how one man can get into trouble for having sex so many times without actually having any!
so in answer to your question, I slept alone in a box room and was given NO TEA.
That's pretty fucked up.
on the plus side, there was 100% reduced risk of cat attack.
And the hot room...what did that do to your hair!
my reduced hair literally stays as it is bar a little bonus curliness in the fringe. i'm not as high maintainence as some!
when the hairdryer overheated and stopped working.
when I tried to borrow his superior straighteners in Wales! Lolz. Shorter hair ftw.
I shall have to try this.
Just to see the reaction.
If it's anything like the drink being drunk on Friday night...i will be greatly amused!
i'd actually forgotten about that :)
It was highly amusing to say the least!
no. fortunately not in all senses.
someone get arrested.
Is it like in the movies when they slam you against the bonnet of the car and read you your rights, all whilst you're yelling 'I didn't do nothing!'
I'm nice like that.
thanks. you can visit more often.
with a file baked into it?
Hopefully I will be up the weekend of your 26th gig...
we playing in London?
I'm possibly coming on the Friday and then coming back on the Monday for your gig...though I suspect I will return on a train due to lack of space in cars.
if someone made me laugh, genuinely, i would instantly want to sleep with them. it's like a switch.
I'll introduce you to this creepy guy I know then.
His monobrow will make you laugh big time.
I better start working on my sense of humour.
with massive jugs. Pretty fit, eh boys?
It's a confusing word whe girls use it.
go up its either indie boys with floppy hair and bulky boys with facial hair
i just LOLed
by a guy, that he only liked me because i laughed at his jokes.
i laughed at that as well.
i'm not entirely sure it was a joke
Is bad hair?
How about jokes involving rape and laughing at the disabled?
STOP STEALING THEM FROM US :'(
all these things are pretty ace.
if a guy shaves too regularly, i'm not interested. shallow but true.
with humour. is a definite MUST.
i'm sorry. i'm taken.
Make us laugh
Ask us questions. pretend to be realllyyy interested. Girls love to talk about themselves.
If I talk about myself too much they'll realise what a boring life I lead.
Did I ever tell you about that one time where I went down to the bakery to get some stuff for breakfast and then I realised I didn't have enough money so I had to get the bakery lady to put all the stuff I'd ordered back and she looked really annoyed?
That was pretty exciting.
tell me more!
I can tell it again if you like...?
That's what makes the story so great!
I didn't even know what a Nando's was until James told me! (a restaurant that just does chicken? yeah?)
I don't know what a Nando's even LOOKS like!
and I asked for my steak rare, but the guy didn't know what "rare" meant! He was like "You mean well done?" Crazy times.
girls don't necessarily love to 'talk about themselves'...
but guy asking questions means girl thinks guy is fascinated by girl.. which turns on girl.. cos then she feels all happy.
then i've literally refined chat-up gold yes? please, its the only way i'll learn.
for some reason I can see that working on students.
Why don't girls realise i'm a genius and just be content with talking about ME? I am worth it.
Regrettably for me, the laughter doesn't usually start until I get them there.
So sad! I've got so much love to give ;)
It's growing back a bit more now. I think when we last spoke i was just a bit emotional about it.
like make me laugh because we find the same things funny, not make me laugh because they've got chocolate all over their face.
i think i could say i have a "good sense of humour". not like jo brand "i'm fat and female!" sense of humour, like a proper one.
i would say with, but i'm far too cool to laugh at my own jokes.
i can't stand the pressure. i made people laugh the other day! i can't remember what i said though. i'll get back to you.
and I got huge laughs from making jokes about the Down's Syndrome advert that came on. Which was reassuring. If we can't openly mock the handicapped, then its pretty much a non-starter
I was on the clock too. Quite an earner that evening.
when a ceiling fell on my head. does this count?
less cruel in my head. But seriously, who actually wishes for an extra chromosome?
I think I should avoid it in future too, despite the landslide success on this occassion.
People say be natural and say what you really think, but I tend to recommend to myself that I don't do this and instead make non-offensive conversation..at least until I get to know them
but I never get the urge to shag their brains out, not like I do with the nasty, arrogant fuckers
this is so on the money.
we can't win! none of us can win!
but if you were mean to me i would want to have sex with you a lot more.
but instead I traded it in.
Does that work? Even if I'm lying cause I still haven't completed it? No? Damn it.
and punch her rat!
there's being arrogant and mean and there's being worthy of me putting heels on, putting your head on the floor and stamping your eyeballs out.
you told me you had!
you lied to me!
that makes me so hot for you.
do anything for you?
oh well. i'll get my diary.
i'm getting somewhere finally.
..you dispicable bitch?
You love it.
but why do we do this without fail? it's verging on masochistic, we're only gonna get hurt.... alas!
(seriously you don't know what I had to see on google images to get that. Never type in "fist bite". Joke wasn't worth it)
are for cheating on
trying to make an ugly, hopeless fucker like you fancy me!!
you need to tone those down. then you'll look less enthusiastic and more indifferent so mroe sexy.
what I meant.
but it had a bear in it, so its okay x
comedy is all I got, therefor I will remain single forever
or did you LIE!
can u ask people that I hugged please :(
i think you hated me because i walked around our chalet block screaming YES I AM A DUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
thats it, it was totally forgetable, I SUCK!
Why should acting like an arrogant dick get you laid. I'm nice to most people but this would be so much easier, I know there's an arsehole somewhere inside me (stupid jokes welcome).
i act like a twat a lot of the time and i don't get anywhere/thing.
you're living in the past!
stop living in the past!
didn't get me a repeat of that.
thing is... girls always 'fancy' the bad boy.. the arrogant bastard... but we don't tend to end up with them...in terms of an actual relationship.
apparently we chase the bad boys because we have a complex about wanting to 'fix' them... or something...
i do want a nice boy. but a scruffy one that doesn't shave.
as I find that with a girl, if she's too nice or 'compatible' then it seems too easy and I get a bit bored, and deliberately try to make things more complicated. I think you'll always need a certain amount of unpredictability, and to a lesser degree instability, in a relationship to keep it interesting. Though this may just be my view at the moment.
..and another reason we chase the bad boys is because they're so hard to catch. it's a challenge.
Generally you know when a nice boy fancies you, they make it sillily obvious.. so i guess it's just too 'easy', and you feel like you're 'settling' for them... Which is totally crap, but kind of how it works most of the time. :(
is to never let anyone kow you fancy them? i'm taking notes.
i don't have advise. i know NOTHING!
The problem is. You'll never understand what women want, because we haven't got a fucking clue ourselves.
as is my understanding
i've been trying to figure this out for ages.
huge sigh of relief.
ah shit, and there i thought i knew everything.
..and people think I'm really confident (don't know why) but I'm still nice. I think I could fool people into thinking I was an arrogant fuck but I don't really want to.
i thought you were a cunt the first time i saw one of your posts :P
..then you'll know the truth. ;)
for some reason, perhaps cause I'm such a noisy bastard around people I know but social retarded around others, so probably seem like an ignorant git. I don't know.
but im not cute. im far too manly for that