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it's high praise is it not?
what's going to happen at ATP.
but it is looking good, but i'm waiting to hear confirmation
and splash guard goggles.
i might enjoy that sort of thing.
I'm not wipe-clean
i.e. currency in the spank bank.
but id much rather it be a girl than a guy. if there was some gay wanking done obver me i think id be a little disturbed
Do gays have penises? I thought they laid eggs or something
girls don't masturbate!
and thats what theyd be thinking of! im not a homephobe btw!
their cock in your nostrils?
though, would they?
but i wouldnt want to be sitting in my chair knowing that someone else was sitting in their chair dreaming of squiting their jissom up my arse!
However when I was young and beautiful I was also shallow, and was flattered if I thought the person was hott or popular, but slightly perturbed by the idea if the person is 'desperate' (applies to men or women) I am ashamed of myself for feeling like this yet i suspect that many people might feel similarly.
even desperate women were OK.....it was the blokes that would have to be super hott/popular. desperate blokes were not a nice idea. Still equally as shallow and vain though
Although I draw the line at animals.
Or 'Women On Top'?
JUST SAY NO.
I wasn't suggesting that you're a gorilla Paul ;)
Sometimes it's hard to see who's replying to who.
GOLDFISH?????????? how could you? they're childrens pets ffs
Gorillas? That sounds unbelievable, they're too small
i found it funny and, yes, rather flattering in a weird sort of way.
although i did find the people who told me attractive and suspect i would find it creepy if some ugly old man told me the same.
not for my massive bazongers
depends on who it was as to how positive my reaction would be. the thought of michael heseltine rubbing one out over the thought of my creamy ginger love would frankly disturb me.