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How apt it should come during the nightshift. Online party in my honour yeah? Questions, queries etc.
Although, I think 5000 is the one that counts!
plus 1 night shift post = 5 day shift posts.
who do you love?
As for love, apart from my family, no one I think. Except all those girls who I said I did when there was an ill advised fad in my social group to get boys to say it you you before you let them kiss you when i was a young teen. I meant all of those.
it counts for more when a 10k user acknowledges.
At least its over with, now you must have had too much anticipation......sigh the glamour and exitement will now pass and you will fall into the habitual use of an addict.
I'm already working out who I should have an ill advised sexual relationship with and who I should make hate me so they create threads in my dishonour.
who is the object of your desire? tell us, the night shift, we
wont tell (Its not Klaire is it?)
its easy making some people hate you anyone in mind for who you want to hate you (Its not Klaire is it?)
There is a long list obviously. I think I'm the male whiterussian, I fancy all the women of DiS (just not Klaire). As for hating, there was someone I got a in a vague argument about punk with but we resolved that sadly. Leighton because I still haven't made his mix cd (though he hasn't made mine yet either so I guess we're even) or possibly, yeah, Klaire. I mean hating things in what she does isn't it? Save the actually being a tosser bit?
I've only recently been able to stop playing tetris in my head!
1 - there's a lot more nothing than something out in the big bad universe
2 - a singularity? or your heart? both?
3- ladies and gentlemen, we are floating in space
4 - the only purpose is to exist - to have been a part of SOMETHING
I don't know (Nothing is a harder concept to grasp and exams have to be easier?)
I don't know (Looking at my room, mostly Ikea)
I don't know (bits of carbon, and oxygen, hydrogen and stuff?)
I don't know (To reach 10K posts)
On the upside I'm about to cook a pizza.
even though I am the most boring person on the Internet!!1
4 years or something stupid like that? It was just very spread out till the last 6 months. Also my posts have a unique timeless quality, like those "collectable" dinner plates they advertise in the Radio Times.
Would you dress him up or would you let the monkey dress you?
so let him dress me. I'm not exactly snappy at the minute so it shouldn't make too much difference.
When it was younger I did think it would be amazing to have a monkey on stick. Just carry him around and use him to get to things you couldn't reach.
I dont like an animal in clothes really there best left...... ummm natural.
I helper monkey is something I have often thought about, it could be very usful.
get the monkey drunk at my childs first birthday party a la edmundo
drunken monkeys are good with kids
*: DiSclaimer - may not be factually accurate
Which five well-known guests do you invite and what would be the main course? What would be the main topic of conversation for the meal?
So I'll stall with do they have to be living?
I'll be back in the morning to comment on your dinner party
Neils Bohr, Stewart Lee, Peter Carey, Hideaki Anno and (really struggling now) Alan Moore?
The main course would be an aubergine curry (the sweet tomato one the name of which escapes me).
The main topic would be to what extent is science abstract and how doe sit help us in our experience of reality.
This was bloody difficult. Apart from my usual aversion to setting things in stone I tend to separate things from their creators. To me it is very different to like something and wanting to talk to the person who made it. Hence why there are no musicians. Music is an abstract thing (I'm not in to lyrics at all) and hearing the people who made the music talk about it often spoils it for me. As such I don't really have heroes. In addition I don't like dinner parties very much.
PS I am now going to spend the rest of this week regretting this and trying to improve it.
PPS I shouldn't make myself do things like this at 3am