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I remember seeing her on tv a few years ago playing a strat and it was one of the most awkward thing ever. It's like when you put clothes on a dog.
= my night made
not so much playing it, more strutting around, holding it, then taking ages to position her fingers to strum D for a few seconds. what a bawbag
is that, as an image thing, it's probably totally worked for her. Idiot madonna fans probably thought "Oh my good she's such a good musician! Look she can play the guitar too!"
Her version of 'Satisfaction' was truly cringeworthy.
Also, she can't really sing. Well, not on this concert, anyways.
That poor lad's gonna grow up really confused, bless him.
As i would be if my 50 year old mother pranced around the world like a wrinkly old monkey on heat. in PVC. and singing too. Oh god.
But if I grew up knowing I'd been paid for I'd have issues. Serious issues.
Like, even worse than the ones I already have.
commodification of the homo sapien and all that.
i'd have more issues if someone paid money to get rid of me though. at least the kid is wanted!
Not by his own parents.
there was a lot of controversy over the alleged adoption though.
Madonna just faked an orgasm...
She looks so old. So old. Stop dancing, Madonna.
It was just all desperately grim....
it was basically like dame edna begging for cock off a stadium of gay blokes.
damn you all.
just missed it.
If she became a heroin addict, she'd have no problems.