Leeds United cling on to tarnished hopes by scoring a scrappy and woefully unmerited goal in Alex Ferguson endorsed sixth minute of injury time.

Marc Bridge-Wilkinson has a good game.

Keiren Westwood's fucking brilliant!

I walk around Leeds with rictus grin and have to try really hard not to tell scary Leeds fans on the bus 'Admit it, we dicked you.'

In other football news, other stuff happened. I don't really care though, and nor should the fans of any neutral club. What happened last night was glorious and gloriously unexpected.*

*Please don't fuck it up on Thursday. I don't feel like I can gloat yet.