My brother's over for the weekend and he went to sleep half an hour ago but he just sat right up and stared at me and mumbled something, I asked him if he was awake and he did kind of nod but he was obviously still asleep.

Funniest sleep walking (or something) story ever: It's about my sister who does randomly talk to people or burst out laughing in her sleep. This one time she had her boyfriend over and he woke up in the middle of the night and she was crawling over to the night stand, unscrewed the light bulb from the night lamp and tried to screw it back into his MOUTH. Apparently she just gave up after a while and went back to sleep.