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if stealthy goes to dundee that man will have him kneecapped
You know, in all this time, I never thought to look that fella up. He looks pretty much like I expected him too, as well.
It was the West Port bar that the shit went down in, too, so I guess that's proof she was telling the truth.
The pork sausage? The spam dagger? Sir, are you asking if I laid pipe in her thick, juicy, 100% Angus beef burger?
Another bump for joy. Because a geezer from the Sun informed me a couple of hours ago that she had a sit down with one of their photographers (which only happened on the strength of her name, apparently) and got laughed out of the room.
That said, maybe I was wrong there too, and she actually was a 'PC' model.
googles himself this thread will be on the first page
I got into an altercation with a girl who I subsequently found out was the daughter of a fiercely protective Dundee bigshot who spent some time after the incident trying to find out who I was so he could make me pay.
There's a longer, funnier version, but I have to be drunk and wistful.
and you told her that. Excellent.
Either that or Alcxxk ate her pudding with his bare hands.
and this post
make me feel ill, in combination