1)The Scent, The Gobbler and The Barman
3) Member of the Harah Krishna Brigade: I’d really prefer a Schweppes
4) Shagging his girlfriend is like canoodling with the sleeping bag of a mate during pre-pubescent frolics at a sleep over
5) When annoyed, her face can transmogrify into a snout. An entire fucking snout…a round, flabby, pink bum of a face
6) Gay Dad
7) Safety Dance - Men Without Hats
9) Buy Lee Evans Live + Nan Goldin
10) Christmas time again. Since I am in high spirits today, I plan to cry-wank into a thimble and use the collected salty residue to water the flower of my discontent. Tum-Tums for Breakfast.
11) Hate women. Hate women. Hate women…The ‘womble nose’’ in the zipper wasn’t a success. She lambasted the boy with a liquorice whip.
12) An England Story (album)
13) People assume I’m a bully with regards to my onslaught of this poor, fat lummox. When I retort with the old line of ‘It’s all in good fun’’ they say that some may beg to differ. You may want to diff her, but I don’t think any begging is required – she’s quite a desperate girl.
17) Get Guardian Tommorrow
18) Liam has pink flag