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what would it be? I'm thinking my legs so I'd never be late for anything..
I'd then tour the land under the Pseudonym of 'MC Infinity Mouth'
you just got there first. second choice would be heart, like that advert with steven gerrard.
and would be the envy of everyone.
my cock and then I could leave this humdrum behind and go and shot robocock based porn in silicone valley.
ah if only.
so i don't drop things.
don't say penis - what woman would want hydraulics in her?
I;m looking for a woman thats into hydrolics.
take me roughly.
And I'd demand it rough
So, I could be rid of despair and regret
the thingy from the yellow brick road film
whether it looked human. But no superpower type things. More mechanical based functions
Damn. I'll have to visualise a new ChrisJabe
that's amazing! I only wish I had a silly goatee though.
Couldn't have done it better myself.
I will pioneer lazer de-correction surgery
Glasses arenot though, so i can see your point.
So I could move them in circles independent of each other and hypnotise people.
then i could reach things high up (< the downside of being a short dude)
propell your arms up away high and swing around from buildings and trees!
and in a Hulk fashion - knock-out punches. so many superheroes, not enough time...
can you imagine if they malfunctioned? You'd be walking down the street sporadically taking out 5 year olds and obliterating grannies with zimmer-frames.
i'd love to do multiple backflips without killing myself.