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what do i do?
and proceeded to dissect it neatly in the hall. It was odd. Just take it outside, if you can wrestle it from the cat.
oh wait no it isn't.
i would put it back outside if i were you. or you could try mouth-to-mouth...
this is all your fault.
and proceed to sick up half a rat onto the table ... seeing the tail (still whole) was the grossed part
dude you are hanging out with the wrong people. sort it out.
^the importance of good grammar, kids.
fn the other half? Then see if that half is dead too?
I suck. I read it as "half a dead bird" not "a half dead bird"
'Birds that have been caught by a cat should almost always be taken to a vet as a matter of urgency because of the high risk of septicaemia.'
He's like a giant that doesn't quite understand the world.
I don't know how that quite works..
for a bit.
to something related to this event
there was a flapping noise coming from inside a locked boiler cupboard so i went to get the maintenence guy and he unlocked it to see what it was and slammed it shut as a bird started flying out, thus unintentionally leaving the bird twitching and dying on the floor. the maintenance man said he felt really guilty, it was quite sad :(
Take two egg cups and put an egg in one and this poor creature in the other, (If it doesn’t pull through), photograph them side by side and with a big red felt tip pen scrawl ‘Happy now?’ on the photograph. -Put the photo in front of the cat bowl before every meal.
-Leave it somewhere warm dark and quiet where your cat can’t get at it.
And get the hoover out for all the feathers.
My half-eaten bird just cooked me a pizza.
bird trophies! they actually believe this is a sign of love. sick sick bastards.
but they're so cuuuute so i forgive em.
As a kid I used to make them or mice houses in flowerpots with straw and give them water in a snail shell and some bread to munch...however somehow I doubt you'd do this
I was back home for the weekend and they had minor renaissance-one little rabbit and a squirrel.
The worst thing was when they left half eaten rabbits underneath the computer desk, and you'd feel something furry underneath your feet. Nice!
did he catch a wittle sweetie pie?
But they're vegetarians!
He's just showing you how good he is...
Prepare yourself for half-chewed mouses soon...