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Just a few lines each should do it. Those sort of songs never made sense.
I'm just lookin' for some action (Candy coated lovin' tastes so good)
I can't wait for your reaction (Trip the fuse & blow my hood)
I'm gonna rock you! (ROCK YOU!)
Rock you 'til my cock falls OFF!
Rock you! (Oh yeah!)
Rock you 'til my cock falls OFF!
Rock you like I think I know I oughta
Rock you like I wouldn't rock my daughter
Rock you ALL NIGHT LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG!!!!!
Rock you and you wont care.
Rock you in a threesome with a bear.
Rock you at lunch tiiiiiiiime.
Rock you when the sea's out and there's no tide
Rock you till you've got no place to hide
Rock you IN THE MORRRRRRRNIIIIIIING!!!!
Rock you like sex with gorse.
I'm a prickly one baby.
Spend a night with me and you'll go CRAAAAAAAAAAAAZZZZEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYY.
Rock you when your flying a kit
Rock me, baby, hold on tight
I'll take you to OUUUUTAAAA SPAAAAAAAACEE!!!
Rock you like its mildly warm.
Rock me like a bed containing people with Parkinsons,
I'll make you lost in space like the Robinsonssssss!(yeah)
Rock you like Nesquick milkshake
Rock my like you're suffering from shock
Rock me, baby, all on my COOOOOOOCKKKKK!!!!
Rock you like a magma chamber
Rock it like you're not going to waiver.
Rock it baby I'm a PLAAAAAAAYYYYYAAAAA!
Rock you like ET phone's home
Rock it like you've got an itch
Rock it, baby, be my BIIIIIITCHH!!!!
Rock you because my eyes will see ya...
Rock you baby cause your mum's alright
Rock you baby I'm dynoMITTTTTTTTE!
Rock you, baby, let's cause a fuss
Rock you like I'm Robocop
Baby, I will never STOOOOOOOPPPP!!!
Rock you on a sunbed heating,
Rock you like the Predator,
Rock you like a hungry cannibal
Rock you like I am Darth Vader
Rock you, now, and rock you LAAAATTTEEERR!!!
Rock you god damn I mugged your mother.
Rock me baby I'll eat your face.
God damn it Hannibal I ain't getting on no PLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYNE!
Rock you like an armadiller
Rock you like Michael Jackson's dad
Rock you cos you know I'm BAAAAAAAAD!!!!
You totally killed me grandmam,
Rock you like a duck billed platypus,
Fertilise my eggs yeeeessssss!
Rock you for a license fee
Rock you like a Page 3 Girl
Vikki, 22, from Liver-PEEEEEEEERL!!!!
Like a 1970s ford pinto,
When you start you just dont stop,
Because your brake cables have been Cut!
OH BABY DRIVE MEE CRAZY!
THEN KILL ME TO DEATH IT'S SO FIREYYYY!
Rock you like I'm on Blue Peter
Rock me with your sticky-back plastic
Stick it to my sexy ELASSSTIIIIIC!!!!
Babe you rock me oh you just don't know,
Thing things you do to me,
You're the hooky one, HOOK ON MEEEEEE!
Rock you like a dissertation
10,000 words on how much I
Rock you in between your THIIIIIIIGHS!!!!
Rock you baby you sure are fab
Dip my lollipop in sugar
Then lick it mmmmmmm yeaaaahhhh aaahhhh!
Let me get into your head, man
Baby, I love how you feel
So, tell me, baby - DEAL OR NO DEEEEAAAALLLL!!!
You know it's that club that's near that tube station.
I once caught someone having sex in a cupboard.
In six hours you could feel used up like a muppet!
I'll be the green one, you'll be the hog
Come on, baby, be my Miss Piggy,
And together, we'll get JIIIIIGGGGGGY!!!!
Come on baby, now dont get shirty
Let's do it like GI JOE
You're half plastic lets GOOOOO!
You know I've already got a hard-on
Rock me, baby, be my slave
In my dirty sexy CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE!!!
I'll rock you with my massive horn,
Twelve inches of ivory
Up your clunge, bbbbbbbaaaaabbbbbby!
Study me as I shoot my load
Discuss the lighting and mise-en-scene
And give me an overall mark OUT OF TEEEEEEN!!!!
by putting rohypnol in your food.
You'll be hanging like mark speight,
After eating from my dinner pllaaaaattttte!
Like Neil Buchannen, I'll give you an Art Attack
I'll teach you how to draw cartoons
And use my junk to paint the MOOOOOOON!!!!
Just like Judi Dench in the bathroom
I'll give you proper love bites,
Mosquito love baby, please don't fightttttttt!
My dirty Empire State Building whore
I'll climb up and down you all night long
Till the planes come to shoot me, and I'm dead an GOOOOOOONNNNNNEEEEE!!!!
i have been giggling for about 5 mins now...
is it just me or should this thread be up for thread of the year?
Rock you like a ferrari car!
So baby let's call a truce!
So baby let's REPRODUCE!
woahhh, check out that sexy latino
yeahhh, wanna fill her up like a burrito
ohhhhh, spray my spicy cheese dip on her
ahhhhh, taste my hot jalapenis
gotta get you into my life
gonna cut your bra off with a knife
when i cut right through the clasp
your juicy breasts i'm gonna grasp