so i went to the toilet at work feeling a little frisky, its only a small one, like 2 cubicles and a sink. I was jerking it in one of them and was getting close to a happy ending when someone came in. naturally i kept going slowly, for maintenance purposes, thinking he would just be in and out. He went into the cubicle next to me and as i was sitting there on the verge of squirty time when he starts doing the most disgusting sounding and stinking turd ive ever experienced. I didnt know what to do cos i obviously couldnt bring myself to come (chose not to, rather than couldnt) with him splattering the bowl mere inches away. So i was left, dejected and gipping all the way back to my desk. totally rubbish