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Some advice when drinking rum.
1. It's advisable not to drink it in really hot weather.
2. When consuming in large quantities, stay off the internet.
3. Wear shoes. You're likely to drop a glass and cut up your feet. It's not likely to be fatal but it will leave you with a large bleeding 'gash'.
4. Do not, under any circumstances, drink half a bottle in, like, an hour.
5. Find someone to blame. You know who you are.
Now, can anyone tell me what an oven-bottom muffin is and how do I make it taste edible?
Ta.