1. It's advisable not to drink it in really hot weather.
2. When consuming in large quantities, stay off the internet.
3. Wear shoes. You're likely to drop a glass and cut up your feet. It's not likely to be fatal but it will leave you with a large bleeding 'gash'.
4. Do not, under any circumstances, drink half a bottle in, like, an hour.
5. Find someone to blame. You know who you are.

Now, can anyone tell me what an oven-bottom muffin is and how do I make it taste edible?

Ta.