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how would this affect your personal mindset and approach towards engaging in sexual congress?
would be that I'd make sure I used every single morning wood I ever got
+ i would learn to be more affictent with it! Its all about the fine tuning lads!
kill me now
I'd been waiting over an hour for a joke of that nature. Sometimes I wonder why I even bother
(9am-6pm Mon to Fri)
you only get a bucket and a half.
id fuck til they went away, then kill myself
in the book I'm reading at the moment. Wouldn't you be overcome with guilt and anxiety? If you used up your allocated erections with directionless fucking in your youth, then couldn't do it when you were with someone you actually loved at a later stage in life wouldn't you feel awful? I think you would.
Plus, you'd never know when they're going to run out, its not like you'd have a meter counting them down.
i would be very sad if my willy was eaten by wolves, but it wont be, so all is cooL!
it would be shit if this happened tho. guilt would prevail. especially if you hooked up with someone who had loads left.
in this scenario can women only have peni in them a certain number of times?
of erections to go around everyone? The Erectile Wars?
and wouldn't want to waste it. The Erectile Wars are about to get messy.
sex so much whilst at my desk in work.
imagine how much more i could get done. amazing!
that you spend too much time masturbating?
just a lot of time being tortured by the mental problems caused by inability to score.
you can get a BJ for a fiver as longt as you dont mind having it off somneones grandma in a car park
I HAVE NOT DONE THIS!
in a tube station.
Or a laundromat.
I'm reading Infinite Jest, it was a notion suggested at the end of a sentence when I was reading last night that I've been thinking about ever since. The film director doesn't sleep with the beautiful actress (who loves him) in his film because of this fear-induced impotence. Its perversely loving and tender.
The books of his that I'd read before I'd struggled to get into, but on recommendation I decided to read IJ. Its without doubt in my top 5 books of all time, and I haven't finished it yet.
The size of it can be a bit daunting (huh huh), but if your willing to put the time in its incredibly rewarding. The footnotes alone make it worthwhile.
That was all a bit gushing! But yeah, its ace, give it a go sometime.
I'm finishing up Survivor, by Chuck Palahniuk.
I've never actually read any Palahniuk for no particular reason
Survivor is the 5th book of his I'm reading, it's all about a doomsday cult member survivor who's recounting his life onto the black box on an empty passenger plane before it crashes.
I think I must have read the back cover in a bookshop once. So which would you say is the best of the five you've read so far then?
Definitely my favourite.
I'll add it to my (epic) To Read list
I hated both of his books that I read (Fight Club and Lullaby), and consequently wouldn't bother reading any more
out of interest?
Read Fight Club after having seen the film, so that may have been why I didn't enjoy it. Ending to the book is far weaker than the film.
Lullaby I didn't like the whole premise of the story, and I find/found his writing style irriting. Just not my cup of tea I suppose
well I'll see what I think once I've read one of them then
for my rather OTT review!
Also, I just noticed that I typed 'thinks'. I meant to type 'think'. 'Thinks' makes me sound like a complete tool.
Just to clarify.
I really love it! Thanks for justifying my IJ love
I wont spoil any of it for you concept/plot-wise if you're going to read it, but suffice to say it is INCREDIBLE and I am a FANBOY! Some of the science/sci-fi bits are mindblowingly complex yet enjoyable in an engrossing kind of way.
Basically, I've asked IJ out on a date forever.
to the footnotes each night just before I turn out the light
If there is a finite number of erections available for you in the world
Would you fuck a midget?
the red-hot probably action.
number of times you used the erection? I would be devistated that I used all my quota during meetings and lectures.
how many is 'finite'
you wouldn't know. There wouldn't be a counter ticking down to zero or anything. Paranoia-induced impotence ahoy.
just move on to pastures new.
I like this idea, it would represent a shift in power
spitting would be seen as a crime