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Boris Becker - he was drinking a cup o' coffee
Chris Eubank - panama hat, cream suit, class act.
he said BOris Becker and Chris Eubank, not RObert De Niro and Al Pacino!
oh the lolz
yes it is out now
It looked like some sort of rat/squirrel hybrid
chris eubank in a cream suit=suave
Eubank looked the very epitome of suave
White Laborghini Gallardo. :D
and burst out laughing.
I saw Robbie Earle on my train, I was starstruck.
very little of interest.
but i've forgotten his name.
he had a loud shirt on and short spiky hair.
Uni friend or back home friend?
usually comes to SS. i'm not that sure if you like him or not.
or as they all call him, 'Haggis' this is on account of him being sired off with the name Harris, and some other things.
my train also went to the wrong platform, which i didn't like so much
Sheffield United's star player, Derek Geary. Nice bloke. Stupid oversized watch. Why do all footballers have those?
he was taking a stroll through hillsborough park and stopped to watch and talk to all the kids' doing their footy training.
that woman on the train with a strangely angular face, of whom it is impossible to say whether she is 18 or 43.
That woman who looks like she's wearing a tribal mask BUT IT'S ACTUALLY HER FACE.
Faces faces everywhere, everywhere, EVERYwhere!
Drunk man gesticulating wildly at traffic. He seemed to have an important message but I couldn't decipher it...
A woman with incredibly fat legs
A workman listening to techno
A dog that sniffed my leg.
WHAT DO YOU WANT? I CAN'T COMMUNICATE WITH YOU IF YOU ARE GOING TO CONDUCT THE CONVERSATION THROUGH INEBRIATED SEMAPHORE. PERHAPS YOU COULD SUPPLY ME WITH SOME SORT OF GUIDE BOOK TO BREAK YOUR CODE.
at least you look happy.
drinking white ace, waving at people and then as they got closer flipping them the bird
there is a man at a bus stop I walk past everday who revels in burping in people's faces and he has got me on a number of occassions.
Feeling a burp begin to rise several minutes before reaching said bust stop yesterday, I rather valiantly held on to the gas, waiting to see if he was there. He was, and began to approach me with his usual shit eating grin on his face. But I got him, and the beauty of it was the quantity and potence of the burp had increased as I held it.
Looking back on it, it occurs to me he may actually be slightly mentally disabled.
What did he do?
I think I've ruined the one joy a disabled man had left in life.