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he is a fool.
look down at the ground and say "sorry"!
hes in a cab
everything i've just said comes spewing straight back out of your stupid slab of a face
"take her off the monitor, i don't want to see her face".
"TWAT! THAT WAS LIQUID FOOTBALL!"
Alan, you support the law dont you?
not too keen on those that break it, though.
Join me as we take a look at all the footballing action that will take place in this years world cup in america in alan partidges world cup countdown
(something liek that anyway)
Does no one know this is from The Day Today?
remember when people did that at school? stole something funny from the telly or something and passed it off as their own? wankers.
sinn fein is a legitimate political party
PETER YOUVE LOST THE NEWS!
and you're a predictable day today quote
i was just saying hello in a funny way
the idea that id actually want to acknowledge you is pretty humerous
i dont know
how can i not?!
you probably are the only person who calls me jackie. did you know that?
i like that fact though. i give all the people i care about most nicknames. although it is normally their names with "ie"/"ey" on the end.
my little sister used to call me it when she was about 4, but she grew out of it, and also grew out of liking me that much.
would you call me Tommie?
in a chimps cock
or i'll ram you up your own fudge tunnels
Fucking love it
not some two-bit nipple peep show in rio de janeiro!
didnt want to do it an injustice
But I have no problem with poetic license
with what they call here the 'electric cornflakes'.
As I swilled the last traces of toothpaste from my mouth this morning, a soldier's head flew past the window, shouting the word "victory"
A cube... but with all its corners on the inside.