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shut up yeah?
someone around here speaking some sense!
Oh. It's you.
the house. It was everso exciting.
did it do a shit in the house? my mums cat did a shit at the bottom of the stairs that i had to clean up for her the other day.
I've got a dodgy tummy though?
smeet up smeeeah?
how are you?
you dressed up as thewarn and we had sex?
does NOT constitute dressing up as thewarn.
Why's smee funny?
Fake profile uproar
@ harrus posts, 7:30 start. 8.15 curfew.
I don't get it. People always say it and i dont get it
flies and dead bodies? is smee the plague?
oh no actually "dont you want smee baby?"
did I do it right? I'm so behind at jokes :(
its my fucking name
is it like how you say "gouranga" or how indiana jones says gods name in hebrew in raiders of the lost arc?
no but seriously, whats its about?
it's MR SMEE
hey remember that time we beat john brainlove at being smart? It was like a tag team effort with you doing most of the work but me making fun of john brainlove? yeah that was fun.
but also a shame at the same time.
a genuine 10/10, right there...
just gave me a massive bonk on.
do you know anything about arctic wildlife?!
whether or not it had a Y chromasome. It's sitting in a load of flowers. Girly. See. Who's the http://tinyurl.com/4557p2 now?
They told me time wouldn't pass on the outside. Are these kinds of things insured?
kind of treasured possession you found at in the pocket of that coat you never wear.
There's a sweet and some fluff stuck to me! Clean me!
AND DON'T EAT SWEETS
There's hella fluff though.
Shit, I the love is so palpable you could saw it into planks and build a shed, or boat, out of it
and left a four minute message on my answerphone. thanks for that.
I hate my phone/life. Sorry about that. x