So I live with this irish girl. She's mental. Basically she has the following flaws:
Shes always stealing stuff, like you cant have any weed left anywhere open in the house cos shell have some, cant get her to skin up a zut cos she'll half inch some of it. she'll have a single shitty iceberg lettuce in the fridge but yet she manages to eat a BLT every day, sometimes with cheese and onions. where does it come from?
She talks constantly about her fucking boring course, constanly bombarding us with lists of topics she has to learn or general bollocks that not even she gives a shit about.
she keeps asking em to 'proofread' her work. this normally entails me re-writing half of it since she fails to make sense in most written sentences.
every time she sees a price in pounds she HAS to tell everyone "omigod! thats x euros!".
shes been having an argument with a friend of ours cos he told someone she had slept with 190 people. she originally denied it fully and got us involved in the slagging off. now it turns out the figuer is well over 200, so we all look like idiots.
Compulsive liar - especially when inebriated she'll just spin the most flagrant bollocks about anything and everything. Once for eg I was talking to her about sexual assault and she pipes in saying she was gangraped by 3 guys when she was younger (balls). She also claimed that my mate stubbed out a rollie on her mum's rug (the price of which changes daily from anywhere between 50 and 20,000 euros.) and then mouthed off to her about it, which is just not true.
she leaves her bedroom light on CONSTANTLY.
she CONSTANTLY turnjs the heating on full all day, and refuses to admit that its her when we KNOW it is.
she barges in on me and my GF and stays in the room til weve all fallen asleep meaning i cant get jiggy, and cant get a good sleep cos shes sprawled over the bed like a cunting mutt
she dominates conversation but is utterly boring. she'll come into a room and go "omigod i just had the worst/best/biggest/most unbelievable/scariest etc thing in the world happen to me!"
whatever she says has to always be the trump card, she can never accept that someone else might know better, or someon elses story might be more interesting/relevant
her sisters are actually knobheads. they professed to like us when we visited, but shortly after they apparently lied about us and made us out to be twats.
I came downstairs this morning and she'd opened my bacon and cheese that i had just bought the day before. WHO THE FUCK DOES THAT!? eating someone elses food is 1 trhing but I HADNT EVEN FUCKING OPENED IT!
because she makes it impossible to tell her off by constantly professing her love for us and saying she didnt know what shed do without us. might be that she does thbis to get free reign, i dunno
she has crap taste in music and tv. I'll put on the shins, or LCD, or anything good. she'll say "oh this makes me want to kill myself" and then demand that we listen to the same generic Drum and bass as she has on in her room 24/7. i like D+B but her shit is crap and she only has about 10 cd's worth.
because when we all have a fucked night in and some of us want to play guitar together or sing songs she gets pissed off and pretty much demands we stop. selfish whore.
because she's kissed most of my mates and then blown them off instantly without reason, making them confused and angry.
because she's only ever a few drinks away from a screaming breakdown
because she makes up so much shit that when she told us her best friend was murdered 2 summers ago, none of us believed her until we'd actually checked on the net whether it was real or not.
despite having smoked weed for years and years she CANNOT skin up. she claims she can and is pissed off when someone says that they would rather do it. She is convinced that shes great at it, so whenever she does it she makes they type of zut that 1. doesnt pull through properly 2. has weed down one side so it sideburns 3. is not packed evenly so parts dont smoke well. 4. never breaks weed up enough so it isnt even possible to smoke unless you have a flame on ikt constantly. 5. Is small and measly so it doesnt go round people more than once. 6. The roach is always TINY. like the length of my little finger. i mean ffs they give you green crad made the right length whet the fuck is she doing tearing it in half!!
rant over. since noone cares and im just rambling now anyway!
but this fucking bitch must die!!!!