Have just been looking through the accumulated Post-It notes on my desk (the function provided by these little tabs is a method of idea storming/or a reminder---can't make heads nor tails of the following statements though). Here's what they say:

1) He's Tonka Toys - / I'm Scalextrics

2) Saul Bass

3) 12 Fournier Street - Gilbert Proesch - George Passmore

4) Dream: 3D Vatican made of paper strips - attached to the face of a pauper's son.

4) Download: The Ragga Twins

5) Why erode your fingerprints to type out this boring garble?

6) Maniacal self-referential grease-pup

7) To You I'm MENTAL FIZZY

8) I'd happily pierce my lung in an act of defiance against having to exhaust any energy making small talk with a Top-Shop bung.

9) My hair smells like a Nan’s Raincoat

10) Mick Quinn, Gaz Coombes, Dan Goffey, Ray Coombes

11) Dead leaves in s test tube - old lady believes she is collecting crystals

12) Paris Hilton - hollow eyes - like having sex with a clubbed seal pup

13) Boy: Look, Mummy - I'm full of nature (enthusiasm)/// Mum: No Jason- you’re full of shit. Now get back under the stairs.

14) Ji-hadist terrorist doing 'My Sweet Sixteen'' MTV

15) Two infidels try and integrate a group of black youths by dressing as Rik James and Stevie Wonder

16) Performing a root canal with a shovel. * Absorbed by the heavens.

Number 5 is quite apt, actually.
Eitherway, have you got any seemingly non-sensical notes scatters around your work place that you would like to share.