On Sunday I was foolish enough to take to a bouncy castle when drunk. All was going well until my 16st mate Lang hurtled himself towards me, took to the air and came down with his full weight square on my chest

It hurt at the time, but nowhere near as much as it did yesterday and today

I'm well aware that I haven't cracked a rib (I'd know about it if I did), but I'm also well aware that it hurts whenever I sneeze, bend forward, get up, sit down. Whenever I move, basically

If it's bruised ribs, will it just go away in a few days? I don't like the pain :(