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Man: I want to kiss you
Me: Sorry, I'm busy smoking at the moment
.....that's not really that great, is it
so. fucking. cool. (for once)
A HEBS advert warning the kids about drugs/drink/smoking at the time?
"man, im smoking hot right now"
and that you'd come back for him when you were feeling less pretty?
more like: i can't be kissing you right now cause i'm using my mouth for smoking a cigarette
so i guess it served it's purpose
did you want to play with his spit?
hence the excuse
and you didn't want to give him a scabby willy
that i would have done it if i didnt have a cold sore
my excuse was better because it made him realise i would never go near him
has the same effect
it was the only thing i could think of at the time
if i was Man, i'd would've been like.
"so? take it out and suck my dick."
but he was old and i really didnt want to be kissed by him
"i thought dinosaurs were extinct"
"i'm off sex with tortoises"
that could have been a good rejection in itself though: "hey man give me a minute to think of a hilarious way to say no to you"
i'm gonna use that next time!
"come back later, so i can reject you in a far wittier fashion."
"sorry, i can...im growing a moustache"
but this is how the conversation went...
Her: Excuse me, but you're not an actor by any chance, are you?
Me: Umm... no? Why?
Her: Oh, it's just that I'm in this drama class and I thought I recognised you, so I thought I'd come over and say hello.
Me: Oh. Well, you can still say hello. Hello!
Her: Hehe. Hello.
I don't get approached that often :(
I'm going to kill myself now. Bye!
Her: Don't go! I want to sex you!
Ugly's not my type.
i can't control it anymore
can we just forget about it and move on? :(
do you see how it's a problem that i can't tell? ;)
(ps: please finish this sentence, please please please)
It works equally well with "anti-christ" depending.
And yes. I have.
i was told: "i'd kiss you right now, but you're drunk and i'd feel like i'm taking advantage of you."
i replied: "i'd kiss you right now, but you're ugly and i'd feel like i was giving you hope."
i should get that drunk more often.
you will walk up and say them to randoms that aren't coming onto you - that is the rules
i speak in a rather slow, drawling manner too, so that probably adds to the biting pwnage.
I was standing alone in a club waiting for my friend to come back from the toilet or bar or whatever. Some guy walked up to me and asked if he could buy me a drink, but i'd just got a new drink so i said "thanks, but i've just got one"
him: "ok... wanna dance?"
me: "erm, I don't really dance, sorry"
I don't think I've ever turned someone down.
Every girl that has moved in to face rape me has been pretty successful. I'm not a complicated man.
it worked well on a friend who once leaned in on me - at the last minute I moved swiftly to make it a platonic hug.
i made out with guntrip last night ffs
"no tim. you're too short and ginger"
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