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The one about Mars is a favourite.
oh god, i thought it was normal and unridiculous at first, and was like, i don't get it? and then i got to the attribution.
i saw prince philip's off here once though, and i think he wins at silly quotes.
"Mars is essentially in the same orbit...Mars is somewhat the same distance from the Sun, which is very important. We have seen pictures where there are canals, we believe, and water. If there is water, that means there is oxygen. If oxygen, that means we can breathe."
or something along those lines. It just makes it all the more LOLsome.
when V-Ps only existed for comedy value.
This is still hilarious though:
he says "I was known as the chief grave-robber of my State", and there's then this shot of George Bush Sr. bringing his hands up to his head with this look of abject horror on his face.
It's brilliant. That bit with the spelling bee kid is cringing though.