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in Portland Square last night...
I don't know why :(
still quite scary though, did she have torrets?
a second row would be worse
I remembered that hookers can't see you if you stand perfectly still.
Did yours have a knife? Mine had a knife.
I think she might have got more annoyed after when I told her to fuck off.
She was liek 40. It was really disturbing.
And also a bit sad.
Spread the misery
I threw a Cornetto at her. It was a strawberry Cornetto.
Strawberry ones are the best you idiot.
...until i realised that Cornettos don't cause much harm. She got pissed off.
without harming her
spun through the air. Shocked expressions were filmed in close-up and the aftermath was documented over a long time period. I'd say a good minute
You have to be careful around hookers. My mum nearly got stabbed by an older prossie for being on her turf.
You owe her a new blouse.
Did you just imply your own mum was a hooker?
In fact, it's unfair to say she was at all. She tried it, didn't work though.
I was with a friend who is a trouble magnet. On the same day someone threw vimto at him and a group of little chavs said "don't laugh at us mate when know where you live....and...and the girls you're with look like slags!"
so less shocking.
and the lollies too!, but it was not I who threw Vimto at you :)
Such a waste of vimto is unforgivable. However, the thrower did inspire us to go home and make cheeky vimtos. Needless to say, we had the last laugh!