Just had the most annoying phonecall i can ever remember receiving. I can only assume, in this irate state of mind, that it must have been done deliberately.

Someone phoned me and it went like this;

Her - Hello
Me - Hi
H - Why didn't you call me back?
Me- Sorry, i completely forgot.
H - Can you turn that music down when i'm talking to you, please?
Me- Yeah sure, hang on. (I turn music down) So, whats up?
H- Oh nothing. I'll tell you later.
Me Eh? Why don't you just tell me now?
H- I don't want to speak to you when you're in a mood.
Me- What? But i'm not in a mood!?
H- Yeah you are! I'll speak to you later about it.
Me- Just tell me now! I'm not in a mood!
H- Could have fooled me! I'll call you later.
Me- Just tell me now, please.
H- No! I'm going to go. I don't like talking to you when you're in a mood.
Me- Well i wasn't in a mood, but i f*cking am now, you tw@t!
Her - (Hangs up)
Me- ARRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

So if you want to really annoy the shite out of someone; ring them up and follow these careful instructions.