"let's hack into the eBay mainframe", says inordinately attractive female hacker.
"okay, but only if i can lean over a (blatantly branded) car while you do it", says 28 year old 'high school' tart.
God, it was so crap (apart from the special effects, but you can throw money at these things and everything'll work out).
The South Park episode with Imaginationland that had the F.B.I. interviewing Michael Bay was spot on!