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a pack of 10 flavoured condoms in a tin + joni mitchell-blue + neil young-harvest...alll for 12 quid :D off play.com
Words cannot express how much this confused me...
go gadget go!
thinking of Inspector Gadget in that way. For shame.
Cos showing up with a pina colada flavoured johnny and a twinkle in your eye would probably mean that you've just ruined your chances of getting any whatsoever.
Unless you're on a promise, that is.
I remember pub loos used to sell curry flavoured :( bleurghhh!
who administers a bj to a condomed up willy?
your supposed to do the deed then take the condom off and THEN administer a bj so its all fruity flavoured
But then you get a latex flavour too. Which is pretty damn minging.
You 'do the deed' and then take the condom off and then expect a bj?
That's going to be a whole lot of horrid flavours all at once. No thank you!
Just dip your willy in Smoothie first instead
omgosh i want to inflict them on a certain someone~!!!
you used to get x1 curry, x1 pina colada, and x1 ribbed.
I never tried them, I was just fascinated by the strange/sick combo.
they were too lazy to even think of a 3rd flavour?¬!
if you use curry AND pina colada in the space of one night any other flavour would be too much
But if you think about it logically, it's a bit like having supper, pudding and then a bloody good seeing to. Just what every girl wants!
I wonder if you could make a fortune flogging 'organically produced 10-course cordon bleu meal' packet of condoms to rich foodies who know no better? I reckon so.
Want to come into business?
I'm already thinking about expanding the empire with natural honey flavours, targetted at hayfever sufferers instead of piriton.
though I must say the thought of flavoured condoms is a little strange for me...I don't exactly find the idea of my 'bits' smelling like artificial strawberries. (And yes I am a clean lass so no disgusting comments please!)
is you end up having a bright red nob when you put them on. Hard to get taken seriously with that.
*cue joke about something that small never being taken seriously.
Probably one of the more bizarre behaviours I've encountered...
I responded with 'eh?'
To which he said with a twinkle in his eye
'Well my ex left her vibrator her and thought we could have some fun'
I told him I needed to go to the bathroom and then I left.
I mean surely suggesting using an ex's sex toys is a pretty obvious tick in the "DO NOT DO" column...
Was it on a first date too?
And it wasn't like we were heading in the 'sex' direction, we were seriously just kissing.
It was one of those moments where you actually question yourself - like 'Did he just say that?' kind of moments
Lets just say we never had a second date!
Although carrying on on the "weird sex toy etiquette" path at Uni lived with a girl whose friend asked her if she could borrow her dildo...
I feel weird people asking to use my mascara...and that just goes on my eyelashes!
I hope she said no and never spoke to that weirdo again!
I had a friend's vibrator turn itself on and attack my foot from under her bed when I was cleaning her pigsty of a house one time. Just that made me feel violated!
These things, you DO NOT borrow.
I think it was less someone weird and more someone who'd never really used anything like it before and was curious about it but hadn't practically thought through the fact that it's a bit too personal (and unhygienic) a thing to lend someone.
seriously, the board is making me laugh out loud so much today
but they were in fluorescent colours. It felt weird because my cock looked like a dildo
did they glow in the dark too?
nipple tassles combo?
Maybe with glow-in-the-dark socks and bobble hat too...
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