i'm meant to like reptiles, i know. i know, i have a pet crocodile, maybe i've ASKED for this but FUCKING HELL I AM NEVER GOING TO SLEEP KNOWING THAT AN ALLIGATOR IS IN HERE, AM I A HYPOCRITE FOR SAYING THIS? I KNOW I SLEEP WITH A PET CROCODILE IN MY ROOM. IT CRAWLED ON MY FUCKING BED! i'm not scared, i don't know how i feel. i'm impressed, it was brave. i was just about to go to sleep as well. i don't know what to do with myself.