Walking through the centre of Bournemouth at around 10 am this morning I spotted a group of about a dozen or so thirty/forty- something men.
Pasty white skin, bad tattoos, ill advised shorts, but worst of all the dreaded matching stag night tee shirts.
They'd gone for a Star Wars theme, so each
had a HILARIOUS nickname on the back, whereby they'd combined something vaguely sexual with the name of a Star Wars character.
So, you had the likes of C3somePO, Handjob Solo, Luke Skywanker and Boba Fettish.
They looked ridiculous, everyone knew it, even they knew it. They were shuffling around looking a bit awkward and getting laughed at and taunted by the local faux-emo yoofz.
It's just a shit idea isn't it? Stag weekends are naff, naff, naff.
Stupid outdated ritual humiliation.