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this post made me smile.
time to start worrying?
but none have you have mentioned that whilst picking up my date for the prom i might get hit by lightning or beaten up by said prom date's father, post being offered a doctor pepper.
if you've spent too long around drowned in sound sarcasm or youve never actualy seen a dr.pepper advert.
plus i got excited and didnt read the last few words, if i'd actually read the "Doctor Pepper" then I might have picked up on something
MAN that really WOULD be horrible.
I cant wait personally....it should be the funniest thing in the history of recorded music.
"hi david, it's axl! can i have another $5million? yeah, i know i've already spent $13million, but i just need to tweak a few things here and there and, i swear to god, that's it finished. okay, i promise it will be out for this christmas. if it isn't, you can sacrifice sebastian bach."
it's fucking ludicrous!
I'd give them the money to finish it myself SO LONG AS Bach is spit roasted and tortured for hmmm say about a week?
I go to the cinema tonight
On the rush into the screen, I buy a bottle of doctor pepper from a vending machine, put it in my pocket and enter the screen.
The lights go down and I commence sipping aforementioned beverage.
Dr pepper, whom i've always been faithful to despite his spurious doctorate, is letting me down. "It just doesen't taste like usual" I thought, as I supped half heartedly from the unashamed bottle.
Naturally, I finish the drink. I'm not paying inflated cinema prices for NOTHING I aint finishing, even if i'm not enjoying it to it's usual capabilities.
The (also disappointing) film finishes and what do I discover I had glugged all down nice into my tummy?
DR PEPPER ZERO
THAT, my friend, is the worst that can happen.
it's like i foresaw this...
Why is it that Doc P tastes the best from a small bottle (8ooml?) but not so hot from 2litre or a can?
This could well just be me....
Now my sleep will be haunted by that!
entirely WRONG on many levels....its not funny just fucking disturbed!