The US Navy have opened fire on an Iranian vessel in the Strait of Hormuz (now, there's a post-hardcore band name ripe for the taking).
Obviously, war is now INEVITABLE or something, possibly.
So, I'm going to the shops to stockpile Jaffa Cakes and Quavers, I suggest you do the same.
'Oh what did you do during the War with Iran grandad?'
'Err......set up a series of joke accounts, laughed at FAILdogs and posted on flange threads!'