I bought this rather dull magazine for 4 whole years as a student and sometimes twice a week as I felt so guilty so stop making comic asides or sarcastic 'have a good evening' or my "I will" replied will be screamed into your face next time. I'm referring to the one outside Lambeth North. Youre not funny and you won't be discovered and given a role on Extras you know.

Yours,

Typical person in london getting less left wing as he gets older.