I require a scottish fold cat. Imagine waking up in the morning to find this little fucker sat on your chest, maawwing at you for its breakfast.
It will be an exercise in taking my sanity to its extremes. Here we see another example of the breed displaying a pose more common to the pornography trade: the 'lookback.'
Sometimes they look like aliens. I wouldn't want this one, I'd have to bury it in the garden to get any sleep, and who knows how many nights it would last with that kind of treatment? Probably one, if it's lucky.
You even get LOLishment without the need for a stupid-ass caption. With a Scottish Fold, every day is LOLday, and not just sunday.
So dig deep, people; fact is if I want to freak myself out by looking at a cat's face right now, I have to get on the internet to do it. I want to hold one of these cat bastards up in front of me, look deep into its eyes and know that there can be no God.