Good stuff in my life right now: The ice skates I haven't used since I was about 13 still fit me. YAY!!!!
Bad stuff in my life right now: My lips are really chapped, so I went to find some lip balm. I found some Vaseline and put some on my lips before discovering I'd clearly rubbed someone else's straggly pubic hair that had got stuck in the tub on my mouth.
What about you?!?!?!?!!?!1