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Just think how hairy his children would be...
If I used the words "Pat Mustard" that'd be lost on Americans wouldn't it?
i would just ask you all to clarify though, and we'd be set.
A hairy milkman who's pregnated all the women on the island - the clue being that the babies have inherited his facial hair and sideburns...
we seem to have a crop of very hairy babies this year'.
second best sitcom of the nineties? Possibly!
not that I have massive sideburns in width, just length. I realised the other day that there is barely a photo of me in 10 years without them but I don't think anyone notices them anymore. I've basically forgotten about them and it reduces shaving burden.
It could be worse, could be:
stupid sculpted lines
i've not seen that one before. anyway, they're HUGE. they do get a bit wider at the bottom, they're practically verging on mutton chops. i mean i still fancy him, it's just a sad state of affairs.
I mean a full beard can be good but surely that would offend you even more.
Throat beards were originally a kind of sixties folk thing. It is surprisingly a beard confined just to the throat. Looks stupid.
that wide just looks silly unless you are in the BJM
that too would put me off too much
if he had a throat beard, i'd NEVER be interested again, even if he shaved it off.
Is his head normal size?
they're not giant sideburns as in giant's sideburns, they're just very large sideburns. i should have mentioned.
I'm just bored and a prick
are they quite controlled or are we talking proper farmer style?
thank god. they are getting to be about that surface area, but not that volume by any means. they are close to the skin, like past stubble to be Proper Facial Hair, but kept trimmed.
Would it be better if he was proper beardy? Maybe you could suggest that he'd look good with a beard. I HATE sideburns but have recently started liking boys with beards quite a bit
see above ^. i wouldn't fancy him anymore, until he shaved it off. and even then, the memory of it would not exactly help to make him appealing.
Unless you keep really unsubtley asking him how long he's planning on keeping them. I don't understand why people get them. They just seem such a half-way house inbetween properly shaving and being fully committed to beardyness
just a choice in personal style. i dislike it though. but i can subtley move him towards getting rid of them if we end up boyfriend and girlfriend? no, that never works, does it? i don't know, i've never had this problem before. people are supposed to know how ridiculous they look by the time they're old enough to grow facial hair.
it doesn't look too ridiculous though at least. just unfavorable.
If you were going out, you should just be the loveliest girlfriend and then shave them off whilst he's sleeping, so no matter what, he'd have to forgive you due to your niceness. That or if he's mashed at a party get someone to eradicate them "as a joke". Simpler still, try and convince yourself they're endearing in a weird way..
the party/"joke" thing would work so well. brilliant.
are they kind of blake schwarzenbach-y? if so: phitt. or maybe like a young morrissey?
bizzy's "How massive are they?" post + my "no no no no" post. ;)
= Giant penis.
Just throwing a few facts your way.
...that he's no longer putting out. You best get on it smartish!
Giant sideburns = compensating for extremely tiny penis
you have giant sideburns?
i <3 sideburns. i even like mutton chops.
pretty much any man could grow a beard and i'd fancy him. within reason.
i will settle for stubble.
now a swarm of lonley DiSers will have beards, n we will all be very unhappy people, u happy now?