I'm quite bored at work today as I'm writing copy to sell TV stands on our website. As a bit of fun, I came up with this:

"Buy the Vogue TV Unit and you’ll no longer be saying “Not The Nine O’Clock News” as this stylish yet compact unit will bring Happy Days to your living room. With 3 shelves capable of holding all your peripheral equipment you and your family can muster, you’ll certainly be Keeping Up Appearances with this sophisticated model.

Finished in black glass with silver legs, this TV stand will effortlessly fit into any living room and, as The Price Is Right, you won’t have to break the bank for it’s minimalist style.

Why not go for a Match of the Day? Please see below for related items."

I was quite proud of myself, so I decided to put it online. Am I going to get bollocked when my boss sees this on the site?