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Why do women find this impossible to do?
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to stick down the middle, problem solved
oh wait, its because its your computer thats gone mental this time hahaha
I'll be on in a bit, when my manager 'does one'
FEEEEEEEL for me baby!
If you've been eating right, they'll stick.
Though this might be better:
I actually have some Rock 'Em Sock 'Em robots at home too!
Although the problem isn't so much cuddling as it is a nmightly battle for all the bedspace
(to the music of walk on down by aerosmith)
I wake up in the exact same position in which I lay down to sleep, lying next to a tangle of blankets and girlfriend, who has spent the night rolling around, curling up in a ball, stretching out, and generally making a nuisance.
them zany females
do you live in 1955 ?
a single glazed bedroom
on your sheets ?
We just have a couple of blankets under the quilt at the moment 'cause it's too close to summer to bother finding a heavier tog quilt, but still a bit chilly sometimes.
surely a duvet is superior ? I mean depending on the quality of your blanket they can be a bit itchy can't they..
The thing is, she doesn't wake up as easily as I do, so it bothers me more :@
she has probably woken up, punched you in the head and the rolled over and pretended to have been asleep the whole time. In her defence, I deserve it
to assault me :(
my current one seems to be behaving herself quite well, though maybe she's just scared that I'll rape her.
though she does compensate for this by constantly stealing the covers and sleeptalking very, very loudly in German.
but she speaks French, Spanish and German. She'll sometimes sleeptalk in the first two but for maximum night terror potential, she likes to opt for German as often as possible.
"maximum night terror potential"
it sounds like someone talking backwards but it has normal intonation as if she is genuinely trying to say something...
i don't move at all in my sleep, i lie down, usually on my back, and stay that way till morning.
That sounds like a very British thing to do
find a comfy position and stay perfectly still. People can rearrange me and I won't wake up.
also why do they stick their knee's out so they dig in me all night?
also why dont they pass me much needed water in the night?
also why dont they PROPERLY wake up when i have a scary nightmare and need hugs?
if some fucking woman woke me up because they were having a nightmare i would punch them in the face and go back to sleep. when i have a nightmare i just wake up crying then stay awake. it's nature's way of telling you you shouldn't be sleeping.
everyone was cying and they were going to kill me!
i woke up all crying and scared. is it so bad to expect a hug and some reassurance that im not going to die?
whats the bloody point of having a biyfriend if i cant get that?!
i had to lie perfectly still in a really uncomfortable position because id dint want to you to yell 'for fucvks sake sophia stop fidgeting!' at me again :(
and why do they need to tell you each time?
why do they drink all the water before you get a chance to have any?
why do they get to stay in bed when you get up every day?
what else could she have expected?
that was quick
as long as she says on the side with the big drafty window and shuts the hell up.
i sleep on the right hand side
my laptop sleeps on the left
for future storyline ideas. You've just struck gold.
mainly because i love spooning and kissing.