Today is a lovely, gorgeous summers day, isn't it? Rain bucketing down, transport fucked up all over the place, my name mis-spelt on the front page of the new issue of my magazine. Brilliant.
Anyway: PUT THIS DATE IN YOUR DIARY.
A LOVELY SUNNY DAY WILL SEE AN ALL-DAY EXCITING SUMMER BBQ AND BANDS.
Zonino 3.5: sticking a rusty dildo up the arse of Emily Eavis.