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god bless you, sweet prince
gifted Chelsea the tie. I just can't see Liverpool scoring at Stamford Bridge.
And he goes for the slow-motion diving header. Oh dear.
it's the kind of thing which makes me love football
he used to be SO good as well, bless im
Crazy. But yeah, he should kicked it, or even just shinned it.
Landlord's take on Torres' tiredness:
"Too many tapas"
eight grand a week eh! his next wage packet should be the same shape as his head - twenty pence.
then he'll be good again...and he should stop being a bit blond and start being ginger again.
My theory on any footballer's form is all about their hair. Robbie Fowler is a good example of this.
He was having a really poor game too.
How he's feeling now is probably extremely bad, but it sort of serves him right for making the most idiotic mistake since Traore at Turf Moor.
Oh well. Thus is life as a Liverpool fan. The lows we suffer are the lowest any team suffers. But its vice versa for the highs too.
or getting relegated from the football league or going into administration?
Same goes for resignation. I'd have thought that was quite obvious.
once the arabs take over this summer you'll spend another ten hundred billion and get a good solid 4th place spot all over again
in the Premiership now. (ie. Babel / Torres and Voronin / Arbeloa)
Its pretty much ours already.
is that he's Norwegian.
What did he do?
a totally unnecessary one (kick it!)
giving chelsea an equaliser
and an away goal
with about 30 seconds to go
that he has a high opinion of himself. That's all I'm saying at this juncture.
as a bit of a wanker
no one likes him. When I say "no one" I mean no one cool. And he is indeed A BIT big headed, and thinks he can get away with anything (especially with the laydez) because people know who he is
I could expand further on this but that would turn this into a gossip thread
there was an incident when he drunkenly sent the same cheesy text to most of Norway's celeb hotties (and the ones who are not so well known and not that hot, but have at least been on TV) basically asking for a date and stuff. But yeah, Norway's a small country so within a couple of days all the wimminz were laughing at him, ironically on TV or radio/papers etc. Fun times.
This is quite a while ago now, but the great thing is that it's still what most people think about whenever they hear his name.
and I still think about it when I see him!
an where did you go
Went to near Royken...stayed in a little village called Filtvet on the Oslofjord. Was beautiful, right on the fjord. Nearly had an accident in a blow up boat when a ferry passed through. Shame it rained so much though...
nothing that juicy. Just the stuff that some famous people seem to think they do, just because they are famous.
I want Chelsea to win anyway.
actually i bet even they were a bit red tonight... uggh chelsea! *shakes fist*
I personally dislike Man Utd and Liverpool a LOT more than Chelsea.
Hit it perfectly - keeper didn't stand a chance...
"oh well. Thus is life as a Liverpool fan. The lows we suffer are the lowest any team suffers. But its vice versa for the highs too."
Top marks for pomposity, too.
failing to reply in the right place though
Marks on your own bottom.
therefore, you still lose.
I feel like I win when I lose.
Night night, kiddies.
has Tom Hicks made it out of Anfield alive?
paxmans obvious contempt for football."john arne rissier"
and chelsea get through without one of their own players actually scoring.
although a part of me wants Liverpool to go through, so they can lose to the Mancs in the Final on penalties, after being 1-0 up all game and Rooney getting a goal in the 98th minute or something. Stevie G and Carragher all missing their penalties would be nice.
Then go into administration in the summer and 'do a Leeds.' The plans for their new stadium are scrapped and they have to leave Anfield immediately when asbestos is discovered. Soon afterwards Ian Rush is arrested when child porn is found on his computer and Dalgleish is sent down for blackmailing managers into accepting bungs as part of his role at Proactive Sports. Phil Thompson dies of a broken heart. This is my dream. I could continue, but you get the idea.