My wish for the Champions League.

United lose to Barcelona 6-0 at the nou camp, and beat them 5-0 at Old traffford.

Liverpool edge Chelsea on penalties again.

Final:

Barcelona win 7-0, 3 of which are disputed penalties. Gerrard breaks both his legs and snaps his anterior cruciates, then is banned for life for failing a drug test after the game. All travelling Liverpool fans assaulted by the Russian authorities, apart from my cousin.