Long story short, I've recently taken delivery of friends who are black. And now I've assimilated their words, some of which I haven't used since school. Cause you know, outside London, not everyone is black. Some of them are northern. And northerners don't necessarily understand what you mean when you call their mums butters. And neither does your boss in your job in a fairly gentrified part of London.

But yeah, it's a lot of fun... I mean jokes. I don't need to waste time beating the shit out of folk, I can now just blaps them one time around the head.

And I can describe all non-supportive posters on this thread as 'dark' and their opinions as 'swag'.

Be happy for me.