I don't know if the print version reads similarly, but the online version of a piece in today's Style section begins thus:
"On the stage of a student-union nightclub It was the voyeurism that got me in the in Exeter, a slight woman wielding a fuzzy-end. I could cope being ‘superpoked’ and headed drum beater is banging seven shades ‘high? ved’ and ‘movie quiz challenged’ of Day-Glo pop out of a bass drum. One of more times than is seemly. I’d even got into her arms has escaped from her tiny cardigan, and her red pinafore dress-cum-shorts is creased up by her furiously pumping legs."
It turns out to be about the Ting Tings.