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' * Start attending a church service on Sunday. If there is a single adults group, consider joining and participating in activities. Meet as many persons as possible--that little old lady that comes to church alone every week may have a very eligible son.'
VALIDATE ME, SOMEONE
is that what you meant?
but I suppose it has a ring of unintended truth to it.
"Frequent these places daily or as often as possible. Make sure you wear clothing that is attractive and has eye-catching colors. Smile a lot. Talk to as many people as possible, and become a familiar face. Eventually, you may strike up a conversation with that cute guy you've had an eye one."
You'd just look like some crazy woman in eye-rapingly bright clothing who has no life. Or friends.
"Hang out in bookstores or libraries. Attend lectures and poetry readings. You may hook up with a professor-type or a student doing research."
A professor 'type', eh?
the one about phoning up chiropractors/chiropodists/farmers to chat about their work.
"Hi yeah is that Aardvark taxis? I was just wondering if I could invite myself over for a chat about your work?"
Check the business section of your local newspaper for listings of promotions and achievements, and if you see an attractive man, drop him a note congratulating him. He may be single and very impressed by your gesture.
"Hi, you don't need me but I hear you're going up in the world. Congratulations, from some stranger."
encl. pic of me in my lingerie
this reminds me of wikihow, where i go for answers to everything.
Here's one for the boys:
If your lifestyle allows, get a dog or preferably a puppy (chicks dig puppies). Be aware that a dog will live for 10-15 years, and being a highly social animal, will need company and mental stimulation on a daily basis. Also be aware that puppies will become dogs. If you can't keep a dog, you're probably best off borrowing one to take to the park for a walk.
i love it.
so that's where I've been going wrong, I've been trying to look as unattractive as possible
you are in.
DAMN, I laugh at everyone's jokes. Must stop doing this.
I am currently making a list of everyone I know to let them know THE HUNT IS ON.
oooooh so THATS why hiking clubs exist