what is the point of toilet attendents? why do venues/bars/clubs etc let them work there? all they do is make me feel uncomfortable when im in the toilet, shoving soap and towels in my hand and expecting me to pay them a pound for it. their entire 'sales strategy' is to take advantage of drunk people. i once rather merrily asked one in a club how much a lollypop would be, she wanted 50p, FIFTY PENCE? kiss my arse.
just before christmas i paid eight pound to get into some godawful club in covent garden for my friends 21st. we went into the toilet, to go to the toilet, then dallied by the mirror for a few minutes adjusting our make-up and having a little chat as we hadn't seen each other for a while. there was a toilet attenant in there and before we'd stopped there for 5 minutes she told us to 'get out, go on, get out you two' i gave her a withering stare and resumed our chat, she then tried to bustle us out again, obviously wnted a higher rate of people coming in and out to give hermoney. well i wasn't having any of it, i told her i'd just paid a stupid amount to get into theis club and if i wanted to do some make-up in the toilet i would! the bloody cheek of it, seriously.
and another thing: shower gel that claims to 'invigorate' or, worse 'energise'
i hate this! when has a shower gel ever filled you with energy? or cured your hangover?
please, rant away my pretties