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I think they're going to break up.
Pains me, but you could see it coming, ever since she deleted all the folders.
they moved way too fast in the first place, one minutes they were just dating and the next he was moving in.
It can't be a good environment for the kids. I mean look at the girl, holed up in her room on the interweb the whole time- it can't be healthy.
could be him wanking to hi def porno that he's streaming at an ultra fast rate all thanks to his super duper bt homehub wireless connection in an attempt to get over his failed relationship.
for the noughties?
*Slaps self for using the non-word 'noughties'*
then what can we use?
This has been plaguing me for years.
Good point, 'Zeroes' doesn't sound quite right either.
cause that doesn't sound right either
'tenties' will become the common tongue
So the whole weekend was spend, finishing Glasto laundry, bit of DIY, and a lot of telly. And it was during this telly watching, and all the ads that go with it that something pricked my interests. The fuckin' BT adverts and the story they dont tell.
From what I can gather from the whole series, and it's been going for a while, about 4 years actually. Anyway so the guy got sadddled with the older woman, with the kids, they move in, she has ideas of more kids, he can't get on with the other kids. Then the awkward meeting with the ex and it goes on and on. But what about when the cameras aren't rolling? Here's what I think
Guy is out one night and takes advantage of some drunk woman in a trendy "young bar". Her marriage is a mess, she feels let down by her playboy husband. She sees the new guy, we'll call him Sonny Jim, as her knight in shining armour. He just sees it as a shag, without having to waste his Rohypnol. Next morning he leaves "I'll call you..." he says as he walks out the door. "You crazy emotionally unstable bitch" he mumbles under his breathe. She's still crying, cos her kids don't even know it's her birthday.
Weekend later, Sonny Jim is out in the same bar, bumps into the woman (she's really been stalking him all week, left the kids at her parents, probably used BT's Missing Persons feature to locate him after taking a DNA sample from the used condom.......probably went a bit far with that one.) so they end up going out. before he knows it, she's divorced, needs somewhere to live, he jokingly suggests they should move in, purely to see how mad she was. Next thing he knows he's house-hunting, looking at rooms with a nice space for a nursery. That's when the cracks start to appear.....
First Sonny's eyes begin to wander, flirts with girl, asks her about her "homehub" (such a euphamism). Then he takes the son for a haircut and laughs. He's wondering how the fuck did he end up with a fuckin' son. 6 months ago he was out on the piss with his mates. Then the current ad, he comes home after a heavy night, probably the one time he's allowed off the leash the whole month, bit pissed. Probably whinged the whole cab ride home about..."how that bitch has stolen my youth. I was in a band, we could have been huge..mmmm kebab..." Gets in and she's crying over all the files she's lost. Sonny Jim is brushing his teeth, "Don't worry about..." "There only you ugly kids, ya dumb bitch, teach you to fuckin' mess with my cyber vault and always online broadband." he says under his breathe.
Cut forward 3 months. He's been see the flirt on the side for a while now. Decides enough is enough, kicks the auld one out, of the house, with her kids, moves the fit one in. Womans distaught, goes back to her divorce'd hubby and he sees she's in no fit state, takes the kids and tells her to fuck off. Using BT's new confernece call facility, she calls all her friends, but after the divorce, they all stopped talking to her. She takes her own life on the roof of a KFC hours later. Sonny Jim keeps the house. Lives happily ever after....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wiwmYjk9ARA - number 5, about 1.45m in. Though the whole thing's gold.
yeah I've seen that.
it's dated slightly, who else could be added to it?
So they're totally irretrievable? That's good work. She must have done it on purpose surely?
there was something incriminating, perhaps proof that she was still seeing the ex.
Or perhaps she is a serial bar-crawler and she had a string of boytoys.
The poor kids, they mustn't know which way is which.
is this normal?
though fancying is pushing it a tad
she's moderately attractive in a MILF sorta way, so no not that abnormal.
like to sleep with her.
i guess :S
and if they do they will shatter my world. and my vision of ever being in a normal relationship. no, really, they will!
(for those of you who don't get my humour) a joke.
Belsizeparka = my new favourite user.
I hope he finds her in bed with another man.
And then takes loads of pills with some whiskey.
It'd be great if they stopped that advertising campaign with one where he dies in the bath. Fucking hell that would be so amazing.
maybe he leaves his suicide note on the new BT answer holigraph machine, which lets you, the user appear in the callee's room, in this case in a half empty bath in a travelodge outside Newham, crying, empty bottle of scotch floating around in the soiled water, just before he drops the toaster he bought in the Service Station for £5, into the bath,
Thus ending his life.
attracted to the woman in the advert and will kill Nick from My Family if the opportunity arises.
I dunno why, maybe it looks like she has good child-rearing skills.
and shes just well hot. I saw her in Bethnal Green tube station once with what I assume was her husband or boyfriend or whatever, but I still want Kris Marshall dead.
long before those adverts. She is teh hottzors tho.
I just thought it was a different couple every time.
lightening his hair
or poking his belly out
that I did when I was 12.
How can you not have spotted the sexiest woman on TV?
The fat one off Location, Location?
isn;t there another ..plac int eh country, no its the property ladder show, yeah shes a bit fit. I can see similarities.
...place in the country.
more just banging my hands against the keyboard.
Tanya off of Eastenders
Sally Webster lover.
oops, did I say that out loud
mutton dressed as lamb.
he's been 'injured' ever since word got out. Groin strain, I suspect...
Micah Richards continues to go down in my estimations.
I would assume.
that would be like licking the barbers floor.
I think its a weight thing, she seems to give him stick about having a belly. Double standards, if it was the other way round, there'd be blood on the streets.
He's in an abusive relationship, in the new one she clearly give him the brush off.
He'll kill her and keep the kids, make it look like an accident. I imagine she's on happy pills, wouldn't be hard to "increase the dosage."
but the 'geek' girl will be ill with food poisoning.