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I feel like a glasses-wearer trapped in a non-glasses wearer's body
I am however strongly opposed to just getting a pair with plain glass in because then people will find out and chatter about it behind my back like I was this one musician from Southampton whose name I can't remember at this juncture.
Is there anything I can do to damage my eyesight a little bit that is simple, effective, quick, and won't result in blindness or genuinely, badly blurred vision?