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I've reached 10,000 posts. Ask me stupid questions, if you so please.
undermined the sense of achievement in reaching your landmark 10,000th post?
Everyone should be banned until they have at least 1,000 posts
had all of their equipment
Hang your shirt up above a hot bath and the wrinkles and creases will just fall out of it
one mistake you've made in the last twelve months, what would it be and why?
You can guess why I'm sure :D
Did I ever tell you about my ex who ended up with four mighty deep wounds from an Alsation, an inch away from his nads?
No? So don't worry about your little scratches! :)
Erm...Jesse Lacey, Neil Gaiman, Mike Kinsella, John Mytton and Adam West. LOTS OF COCK
Though would have Bobby Burg over both of them. BEZT GUY EVA.
Royter in a lightsabre duel?
being all that good at duelling
stop trying to fuck me you pysche
at the current rate of postage, by the time i reach 20,000 in a few months, how far behind do you think you will be?
Who I did meet on Friday and told was much nicer in person than online. Funnily enough, I'm much more of a cunt in person, as he may well testify
a conversation about morbidly obese women having too much fun with car gearsticks
what would you ask me if i started a thread about it?
in fact give me a top five please
2. Peanutbutter Cup things
3. Strawberry Cheesecake
4 & 5. Combinations of the above
i did book them didn't i?
I got those 10,000 back when it MEANT something.
Please re-phrase as a question
stuff in a coffee jar?
UNLESS I was going to take a picture and come up with a LOLsome caption
o, ou ie e ee iu oie?
oh! how's your face?
Hows your wart?
it always goes a bit funny when i have a shower.
i love you
Bother checking your profile at woooork
Who can't relate to a man who dies on a toilet because of too much takeaway food?
If God had a name, what would it be and would you call it to his face if you were faced with him in all hi glory?
What would you ask if you had just one question?
I'd just call him God. And then I'd ask him a really obvious question like "what is the meaning of life?" or "why do bad things happen to good people?" and just scream "BLAH BLAH BLAH" over his answer
God appears and says he will answer one question. Stan asks him why he hasn't started his period yet. It's pretty funny, I think you'd identify.
when God would have his period
When the place was about to close
and because the place was about to close?
throw over a pub in a minute?
I'll provisionally say 20