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i get shooting pains in my right leg
am i going to die?
(no really that's what she said :( )
you are on a roll today.
are mean :/
and lay some cable.
in my leg if i shoot myself in the leg while i'm on the toilet. happens all the time.
girls dont poo
you're blowing our cover with this thread
and our feet never smell, nor does our breath. We are in fact robots.
I sometimes shit when I get shooting pains in my right leg.
try not to talk about poo pains.
i can onlu suggest that you might have ruptured part of your anus with some sort of 'spikey poo'.
slowly your blood will turn to poo
and you're ability to poo will cease
so to poo you must be sick
and instead of doing a sick, you'll do a poo OUT OF YOUR MOUTH
It makes me want to be sick-but then not as that idea is SO WRONG!
It's the only thing I'm good at.
i havent had sex for months...hmmm...
like those horror stories in those 40p magazines.
'pregnant by a public loo!'
you're having a bog baby.
i was on serious pain killers and they made me constipated.
i didnt poo for 3 weeks and eventualy had to use a supository so i wouldnt get heammeroids.
BUT IAM STILL ALIVE :]
i think its ok.
i took some laxatives and the pain has gone away.
i think it might have just been from the straining.
when i had blood in my poo it was becaise it had strained too much...
sorry for that detail
forget i said anything
women dont poo
I get a fuzzy feeling in my head while my appearance changes right before my eyes.
I then pay the barber a fiver and exit.