I met a man tonight who claimed to be a trained chef, a trained hairdresser, a trained nurse, a trained electrician, a trained security guard and was in the army. He also went to prison for 2 years for bottling a man in a nightclub. He made £37,000 in one year by being on the dole. He's married to 2 different women. He has a 16 year old girl after him. And he runs a cabinet making business. And he said some rather inapproriate things that no-one my age should even understand.
How is everyone else's night shaping up?